toukki
(Ann )
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3985 posts
3/16/2006 2:54 am

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4/2/2006 6:18 am

Love stories (shared by Razorwan)


A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap... and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies.........

"You just happened to catch my eye."

fedders
(ANDREWS M.S.)
66M
1196 posts
3/16/2006 6:19 pm

Well said ! hahahaha! vey nice!


fedders
(ANDREWS M.S.)
66M
1196 posts
3/16/2006 6:21 pm

By the way she must let him bring her eye so that she'll be sure of his faithfulness in her...hahahahaha!


fortunecookie80
(Shayley )
44F

3/19/2006 7:49 am

So, we must keep eyeing that special someone to catch his/her eyes huh?
There might be something more than meet the eye?

Great pun! Love the joke


swallowtsui 51F
1431 posts
3/21/2006 2:21 am

The just-happen-to's usually makes a good story.