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Happy Women’s Day and How to Use Men Properly 三八節到了,請正確使& Just recover from my serious diarrhea on the morning of this woman’s day. A girl sends me this instruction on using men via QQ and amuses me a lot. Guess it’s very popular among young female Chinese netizens, my translation below: “Women’s Day comes. Please use men properly. Use talented men as your consultants, handsome men as lovers, good money makers as husband, family-oriented men as spares; play casual meeting with prominent men, one-night-stand with romantic men; talk unreservedly to trustworthy men and let the high IQ man be your ’s Papa. Happy Festival!� *引文* 三八節到了,請正確使用男人;有才華的當顧問,長的帥的當情人,掙錢多的當相公,顧家的做替補,有出息的玩偶遇,會浪漫的一夜情,靠的住的就傾訴,智商高的當孩他爸 祝節日快樂! |
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Shampoo only has 3-in-1. 1 all-in-one man + 1 all-in-one woman =?
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