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Not Laughing Matters - Man and Woman At the (2) End(s) by dan allen, A NYC based comedian and writer. (Sirens are screaming at ear-piercing level. People are stampeding by with no sense of direction. A digital marquee sign showing the temperature at 145 degrees.) MAN: I can’t believe you slept with him? WOMAN: Are you kidding me? MAN: What you mean? WOMAN: The Sun is about to explode and you are going to bring that up AGAIN?? MAN: Yeah, I’m going to bring it up.I don’t give a damn if the Sun is going to blow up. WOMAN: You are pathetic! It was two years ago. When are you going to stop punishing me? We are going to die! He’s going to die! MAN: Was he bigger than me? WOMAN: You’re an idiot! We are going to die! He’s going to die! Who cares if he was bigger! MAN: HA! So he was bigger, I knew you it! You are such a slu… (Sun explodes.) Pic. Wear your own fur, let animals keep theirs! by David Cross 
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8/6/2006 5:21 pm |
that's about how stupid some of the arguments between us as men and women become...  good posting.. very funny.. 
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