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三八節的問候 (zhuan fa) Women's Congratulatory - Not Raving 三八節到了，祝姐妹們三圍魔鬼化，收入白領化、家務甩手化，快樂日常化，愛情持久化，情調小資化，購物瘋狂化，情人規模化，老公奴隸化 . 請大家正確使用男人：有才華的當顧問，長的帥的當情人，掙錢多的當相公，顧家的做老公，有出息的玩偶遇，會浪漫的一夜情，靠的住的做知己，智商高的當孩他爸… 並且在三八節即將來臨之際，代表黨中央、國務院、中央軍委，向長期戰鬥在試衣間、看韓劇、不做飯、逛大街、魅力十足並掌控老公錢包的傑出女同胞致以節日的問候，你們辛苦了！！！ One year a flash, i remember last Mar. 8 Women's Day i posted a similar translation. Now comes again the Chinese (young) women's congratulatory address: I wish all sis. -- Had a demonized body, an white-collarized income, liberized from houseworks, made your happiness daily available and your love lasting,your taste petty bourgeoisied. May your shopping frenzied, maintain your lovers in a big scale and enslave your hubbies. I plea your proper use of men: Gifted ones be your consultants, handsome ones your lovers, of high-income your sweetheart, home-caring your hubbies, promising ones your romantic encounters, romantic ones your one-night stands, reliable ones your bosoms, intelligent ones 's papas. I would like to bestow my best wishes on this festive occasion, on behalf of the C. P. Central Committee, State Council and CPCC's Military Committee, to all the outstanding female compatriots. These women have fought long term in dressing rooms and watching Korean telenovelas. They dont cook but hang out in high-end shopping malls. Yet they are bubbly women charged with charisma who take fully controll of their husbands' money. My greatest salute to you, my untiring women that have been worn out with all these efforts! |
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Peter哥, 點止今日, 日日都得!
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3/9/2007 4:18 am |
Swallow, You write Chinese fluently.  Please don't disturb a chicken before he hatches.
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Attention! This post was not written by Swallow. But I had to swallow all your compliments (fm Oasis, Sayhell, DVC) and boos (fm dealer& DVC). And my big hand to our downright woman liberalist gourmet! Everyone does speak fm his own interest. Guys like dealer and DVC must hate women as manifested in this fun-making post. Yet, rest down, guys. These are wishes only. Ppl usually make wishes for things they dont have. So, you still have hope, no need to build your cottage w/ an extinct human female on the isolated top!
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Compassionate and general emotion to women. The worst of men, I dislike; the others, I am fond of.
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