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Joke: Job Descriptions An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief ". A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat whichisn't there. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. A schoolteacher a is disillusioned woman who used to think she liked . A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant. A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut. |
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11/3/2005 6:49 pm |
LOL....a wild dreamer is someone who is good at dreaming what would happen if he could turn the clock back but never try it himself.... joking la...haha..   to be serious, i wanna be a psychologist ..... 
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 banker+professor ;
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programmer.. LOL! n1 -g
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