wilddream
(wild dreams)
59M
4113 posts
1/19/2006 5:24 am

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3/5/2006 9:28 pm

Joke: Spaghetti


A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the . If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide support until the turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

touch213 70M

1/19/2006 6:32 am

the cost of affairs..has not limits uh'


dearEmmie
(emmie )
44F

1/19/2006 9:21 am

hmmmmmmmm how come a person who cheats would honour another promise??? hmmmmmmmmmm good lesson for the guys


YangHeMa 68M

1/19/2006 11:03 am

hahahaha.....


AshleyB
(Ashley B)
52F
747 posts
1/19/2006 12:18 pm

Wahahaha...a good one and men should really considere the high costs of having affairs to their famalies too!!!

Ash


swallowtsui 51F
1431 posts
1/19/2006 8:22 pm

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.
The climax of this joking story!

But i'm not clever enough to catch w/ meatballs and w/o. Does it mean she has 2 baby boys n 1 baby girl? Then very huge price and consequence the guy needs to pay, both financilly and mentally.