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My dad is gone forever!!!
Posted:Oct 2, 2007 9:30 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 4:0 pm
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On 26th Spetember 2007...my dad passed away....none of us was at his side as he was living on his own and he was found in the bathroom.....state coroner said cause of death is hypertensive heart disease

He was buried on Monday 1st October 2007....My heart is full of regrets and pain right now....i still couldnt accept his death...it came too sudden and im still in shock and to make things worse was the fact he left without any last word

On my end....i wish i could do better and still many things that i could have done but whats the point of saying it now....hes gone......gone forever.....i may not get along well with my dad but hes still my dad and i miss him im as stubborn as my dad....now i wish i did told him that i love him...i shall carry this regret for the rest of my life....to my dad i wanna say "Papa...im sorry i wasnt a filial ....Papa I Love U....pls forgive me"

p/s: To all that ur parents still around.....say u care and love them when they are still alive....dont be like me stubborn headed and live with regret...i wont be chatting for a while....i need to find peace within myself for i cant forgive myself now....tc all

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COLORFUL world
Posted:Aug 17, 2007 7:07 pm
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2007 9:32 pm
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A girl went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw her colorful attire and gold and white, highlighted hair, his mind went screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN!"

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain this girl, so he told the girl, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance!. The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.

So the girl thought a while and said "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Hmph!! wrong number....don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Thanx!

The manager fainted!!!!

p/s: have a wonderful and colorful weekend to u guys

Viva La Vida
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Romantic Escapes by Horoscopes
Posted:Aug 17, 2007 6:21 pm
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2007 3:51 am
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AQUARIUS
The rainforests of Central or South America, or (closer to home) the more temperate rainforests of Olympic National Park in Washington state will appeal to the water-bearer's interest in all things eco-green. Whale watching on the Pacific Coast with a group of like-minded travelers, or a boat tour of Iceland's captivating fiords are the kinds of uniquely interesting adventures that quirky Aquarians crave. Wherever you go on land, find spots where you and your Aquarius can dine, chat and rest among the locals. When you're finally tucked in for the evenings, the stimulating days will inspire provocative nights - no doubt!

PISCES
Pisces will go along for any ride as long as the destination is tranquil, serene and gives this sensitive sign a chance to express themselves. A sunny cruise along the Mediterranean with stops to see local art and scenery, a winding drive along California's picturesque craggy Northern Coast, a yoga retreat near a watery shore, or a snorkeling trip to one of Hawaii's quiet spots are the kind of dreamily romantic trips that soothe a Pisces soul. Relax them further with a starlit late night soak in an outdoor Jacuzzi and your little fish will unwind right into your arms for the night.

ARIES
Destination hopping, from city to city, or from activity to activity, appeals to the romantic sense of adventure in your Aries. A seven day "hit and run tour" of New England's original colonies by car, (Aries will do most of the driving, of course) checking off as many historical sights as you can drive by in a day is the Ram's idea of a perfect sightseeing vacation. Heli-skiing or hiking in the mountains of British Columbia or Colorado, river rafting anywhere the water's rapid, or exploring the wine and champagne highways of France by ten-speed are getaways that stir an Aries heart and soul and arouse even more sport after dark.

TAURUS
From camping to taking in the Seven Wonders, wherever a Taurus goes to get away, they prefer to walk in beauty and rest in it as well. Santa Fe, New Mexico with it's art, music, great dining, interesting architecture and relaxing spas has just the right mix of laidback culture and creature comforts that this sign is just plain "bullish" for. Exploring castles in Europe, or the great summer homes of America's historical "royalty" in Newport, Rhode Island, San Luis Obispo are the kinds of sexy getaways that inspire the greatness of their sensual affection.

GEMINI
Gemini's prefer to travel the shortest possible distance to excitement, even though they are happiest when, in effect, they can be in two places at once. An ideal scenario: waking up in a hotel in the heart of London to enjoy a breakfast of tea and crumpets, then taking a short train ride back in time to explore the Roman city of Bath, then heading back to the city for a night of clubbing. Cities with loads of culture like Tokyo and Hong Kong, or quiet destinations like Cabo San Lucas that come to a different life after dark, give Gemini the opportunity to stimulate both the mind and senses - the ultimate foreplay for this sign!

CANCER
Crabs are happy anywhere near the water, or on the water, as long as they pack the or someone they love along with them. They long to explore family roots in their hometown or an ancestor's country of origin. Antique hunting in Provence is perfect. New York City, Maui, Spain's Costa del Sol and Australia are just some of the destinations that can provide an intimate adventure. No matter who is along for the ride, they need to book some romantic alone time with their partner to seal the whole romantic deal.

LEO
With a taste for the dramatic and the good life, Leos will find absolute pleasure and adventure in show-off cities like Monaco, London, Washington DC or Vegas. A luxe safari camp in Africa's lion country is sure to appeal to their wild side. They prefer castle-like accommodations in a city where they can sleep among kings, queens or other esteemed dignitaries. The excitement and elegance will open a jungle of lusty urges for lively Leos. Be prepared!

VIRGO
The perfect trip for this lover of intellectual and practical pursuits is one where they can relax, enjoy and let go because someone else had the responsibility for all of the exotic details. A spa in Switzerland with its first class food and pursuits of physical luxury is an ideal destination. A dose of exotic culture in India, an exciting cruise along the Nile, or the neatness of a classy American city like San Francisco or Boston where the concierge has mapped out the best shopping, restaurants and museums, will allow Virgos to de-stress and rejuvenate with their lover after hours.

LIBRA
A seductive trip that appeals to Libra's love of nature, music and romance is what puts any Libra on the road to bliss. A destination that's artsy like Vienna, with its divine music festivals and old world charm as well as Paris and London, where culture is key, call to their sensibilities. Aspen, Colorado with its mountain high views, hidden treasures like the Maroon Bells, its summer music festival, good eats and small city fun, is the kind of trip that's sure to put their loving feelings in balance - day or night.

SCORPIO
When a Scorpio says they want to get away, they mean it. Go for a desert island or a private beach with a snorkel and bikini - and no communication devices (read: cell phone) for absolute heaven. Destinations that are hot, muggy and near the water will appeal. Florida, from Miami to the Keyes with its sweaty, sexy vibe, hopping night life and lots of water based activities, will put this traveler in the mood for love. More exotic locales like Morocco or Bangkok satisfy their craving for a mysterious adventure.

SAGITTARIUS
Sag's are the adventure travelers of the zodiac, who can have fun almost anywhere they can explore nature and have lots of pleasurable, irresponsible fun. Try a tour of Napa Valley where you can cycle around the area's small towns of St. Helena and Calistoga, go hot air ballooning over the mountains and wine tasting at valley vineyards. A mud bath and massage at the day's end will leave your Sag ready for a bedroom romp in a cozy country inn by nightfall. Australia, New Zealand and the Canadian Rockies (including Banff, Lake Louise and Jasper) will also captivate their adventurous spirit.

CAPRICORN
Capricorn loves the glitz and the glamour of traveling to elegant, tasteful locations and lodging in the most stately of grand hotels. Give them cities with lots of culture, museums and good shopping like Montreal, New York, Paris, London or Hong Kong. Pick a place where all of their needs will be met easily and comfortably so that your Capricorn will be packing a smile throughout the entire trip. There won't be any off-the-beaten track adventures or wild nights out when on tour with a stable, income generating Cap, but do expect to nestle in for some first rate, five-star lovemaking.

P/S: i love spas the most.....love getting pamper and rejuvenate at the same time ...been to spas in Indonesia, Thailand, China and Japan...and even local spas where im at....and i wanna try spas in Switzerland and France...heard its the best....too bad didnt had any chance to try while i was there in 2004

So....what u guys romantic escapes would be huh? pray tell and share with us so others may take a cue from u

Viva La Vida
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Infidelity joke :P
Posted:Aug 16, 2007 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2007 11:31 pm
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One day man was looking through a drawer "Darling!!! why are there 3 beans in here?"

Wife came in the room with a shocked look "Darling, I have something to tell you but you promised not to be upset". Man says OK

"Well each bean represents each time I was unfaithful to you".

The man instead of being upset, felt bad coz he has been too busy working and neglecting his wife. He said "It's ok baby, I forgive you coz I know in our 15 years of marriage I have been too busy chasing the dollar that I neglected you.Upon hearing this, the wife was relieved!!

Then the man found 21 dollars in the drawer "Darling what's this money doing here?" The wife said "Oh! When there were too many beans, I sold them for 3 dollars a pound"

p/s: how many beans are there in a pound?

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Before & After Marriage......
Posted:Aug 14, 2007 8:21 pm
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2007 8:22 pm
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Before Marriage.............

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage...........simply read from bottom to top

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Bad day at work? read this :P
Posted:Aug 6, 2007 7:45 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 4:0 pm
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For all of u who are having a bad day, heres something to cheer u up...its a crack up! Next time u have a bad day at work...think of this guy.

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Rob is a commercial saturation Diver for Global Divers in Western Australia.

He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in Perth, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

" Last week I had a bad day at the office. So if you've ever had a bad day, I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realise it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office, it's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this:

We have a diesel powered industrial 'water heater'. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a hose, which is taped to the side of the suit. I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my arse started to itch.

So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my arse started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was already done. In agony I realised what had happened.

The machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my arse was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my arse. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all in fits of hysterical laughter. I was then instructed to make three agonising in-water compression stops totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.

When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the Medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my arse as soon as I got into the chamber.

Yes the cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poo for two days because my arse was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your bum.

Now repeat to yourself "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job"

P/s: guys....care to share ur bad day thats less or more worst than this?

Viva La Vida
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Fruit Polos
Posted:Aug 6, 2007 7:25 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2007 10:40 pm
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A college professor was doing a study testing the taste senses of first year school , using a bowl of fruit Polo's.



He gave all the the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The began to say:

"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
" Orange ........orange."



Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the could identify the taste.



"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."





One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"

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27th August - 2 moons!!!!
Posted:Aug 6, 2007 7:06 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2007 10:40 pm
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**27th Aug: the Whole World is waiting for.............**

Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.


It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye....this will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles from earth.....Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30am.....this is Hong Kong time....so for u guys not of the same time with HK time....pls work out ur local time.

It will look like the earth has 2 moons.....the next time Mars may come this much closer in 2287.


Share this with ur friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

p/s: dont forget to mark ur calendar and for those of u that has werewolf characteristic....make up ur mind to which moon u gonna howl at

Viva La Vida
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Trust or Doubt or Neither?
Posted:Aug 4, 2007 8:27 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2007 10:41 pm
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Hi all....guess i been out for a long time from writing blogs here time to crack and fry up some braincells with my nonsense....kinda getting rusty here myself...~~wonder aloud wheres the sandpaper~~

Today i wanna blab about trusting and doubting ppl in our lives....i have 3 choices here for u guys to choose and after choosing which one that suit u guys....pray tell why u choose that ok? look forward to hear ur comments and opinions

(A) do u trust and believe a person totally till they prove u wrong OR

(B ) do u doubt and be skeptical of whatever the person do or say till they prove themselves OR

(C) do u not believe or trust anybody at all...no matter what they say or do

P/s: i fall under category (B )

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Love OR Be Love?
Posted:Apr 27, 2007 12:38 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2007 4:38 am
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This a very common question but then theres no common answers to this.....tell me if u have to choose...would u:-

(1) Be with the one u love OR

(2) Be with the one that love u

Rem....u must only choose one and tell me the reason why u choose that Hope to hear from u guys out there and share with us ur sentiments

Viva La Vida
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