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Why does the steam leave after several years?
This article is more or less like a question.. I would really
want to know why the steam and energy reduces almost drastically
in most marriages after several years? Why do one fall out
of love ... |
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4/14/2012 4:13 am |
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Men's Rules
Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible
in an argument. All comments become null and void after
seven days.
Rule # 2 If you don't want to dress like Victoria's ... |
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3.12 |
4/19/2011 8:28 pm |
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Definitions of Asians
The following is a list of important "slang"
defintions. I hope you enjoy the read.
Twinkie - Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish
you from white people - Your ... |
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1.43 |
12/12/2008 6:19 am |
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Strict parents and smoking
"I had strict parents growing up, " comments
comedian Judah Friedlander, "especially my dad.
When I was 10, I got caught smoking with my friend Larry.
My dad busted us! So, to teach me a lesson, he ... |
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1.04 |
12/12/2008 6:16 am |
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Et cetera
Judah Friedlander once told a crowd:
I hate reading, but I love the word "et cetera."
You see it in writing a lot. But I like to use it in conversations
just to be a jerk! The look ... |
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1.10 |
12/12/2008 6:14 am |
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Let's here it for family values
A little boy comes home from school and tells his daddy that
his homework that night is to find out the difference between
"potentially" and "realistically."
"Easy, " says the boy's daddy. ... |
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3.01 |
12/12/2008 6:12 am |
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This is why friends don't let friends walk drunk
A nun wearing a full black habit is walking past a bar when
a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her in the face.
Before she can even utter a scream, he lands a solid jab and
finishes her off ... |
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3.25 |
12/12/2008 6:10 am |
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What is your most interesting AFF experience ?
Anybody got any unusual or interesting happenings since
you've been on here, and/or in your travels accordingly
?
I've been here about 8 months or so, and really don't
have any, other than ... |
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20 |
1 |
0.00 |
4/11/2008 2:59 pm |
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AsiaFriendFinder
AsiaFriendFinder is one of the popular online sites for
friendship and dating ... |
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12 |
2 |
2.42 |
2/15/2008 3:06 am |
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AT THE SUPERMARKET
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up
a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
Finally he ... |
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153 |
25 |
3.80 |
8/28/2007 6:16 am |
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Salary this month ...100 Kisses....
Husband Letter to Wife
Dear Sweetheart:
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband Allen…. ... |
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69 |
3 |
2.94 |
7/18/2007 11:42 am |
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Lawyer's Joke
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's
footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors,
and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he ... |
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72 |
1 |
1.10 |
7/18/2007 10:55 am |
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Children's Dad
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that
the older three had red hair, light skin and were tall, while
the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes and was short.
The ... |
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0 |
0.00 |
7/17/2007 12:01 pm |
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Replace Husband
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor
to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked
for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark ... |
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52 |
1 |
2.40 |
7/17/2007 11:56 am |
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If is sounds too good to be true...
You may of heard of the expression warning,
"if it sounds too good to be true,
it probably is." I am here to say that this
is true with relationships! If you think
I am being paranoid, best of ... |
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27 |
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5.20 |
2/14/2007 5:26 pm |
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Humour is important
In my Opinion, Humour is the most important Thing in a relationship
(besides Honesty).
If you can laugh together, you can live tohether.
The best thing is when you Girlfriend is your best friend ... |
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2.67 |
1/28/2007 12:15 pm |
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Woman - A Chemical analysis
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but known to vary from
40-200Kg.
Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas. ... |
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1/24/2007 12:21 am |
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Man - A Chemical analysis
Element: Man
Symbol: Ma
Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes
can be as short as 4 inches.
Discoverer: Eve (discovered by accident one day when
she had a ... |
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21 |
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4.50 |
1/24/2007 12:15 am |
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The Brain Market
A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,
"well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor.
The good news is our hospital ... |
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107 |
18 |
2.99 |
1/23/2007 11:39 pm |
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Anticipation is Everything
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,
a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for
a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the ... |
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38 |
5 |
3.14 |
1/23/2007 5:43 pm |
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Understanding Women
A Woman's Vocabulary, Keywords and Meanings
(from a woman's point of view)
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument in which
we feel we are right, but need to shut you ... |
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1.47 |
1/23/2007 5:08 pm |
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Meet You in Heaven
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting ... |
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1/23/2007 4:27 pm |
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How To Make Women Happy...The Point System
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the
woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You
don't get any points for ... |
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5.20 |
1/23/2007 3:32 pm |
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Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults
He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a BAD DANCER.
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He ... |
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3.47 |
1/23/2007 3:10 pm |
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What Would Be Different If Men Really Ruled the World
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically
forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable
response to "I love you." ...
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2 |
4.50 |
1/23/2007 1:44 am |
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Who can help?
A potato farmer was sent to prison just
at the time when he should have been digging the ground for
planting the new crop of potatoes. He knew that his wife
would not be strong ... |
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136 |
3.90 |
12/22/2006 9:15 am |
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Naughty Mrs. Clause
Cheesy Joke:
Q: What did Santa say when he caught Mrs. Claus in bed with
a couple of elves?
A: Ho Ho Ho
Please contact the joke ... |
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4.07 |
12/8/2006 4:47 am |
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Blonde jokes ...... OMG too funny!!!
BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........
and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think
is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
... |
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21 |
1.76 |
10/25/2006 10:11 pm |
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Relationship
A RELATIONSHIP that grows from
mutual Love and Respect, Kindness, Understanding and
Compassion is strong enough to last a lifetime.
-Knightmate
The Perfect ... |
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3.43 |
10/19/2006 11:43 am |
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Missing Beer!
A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. He took a sip and
walked over to the jukebox to spin a record. When he returned
to his table he discovered that his beer was gone. He stopped
a ... |
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15 |
2.37 |
8/19/2006 11:24 pm |
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A quickie from my grandmother
A man asks his wife if she feels like going out that evening.
She replies, "Yes, but I'd like to go somewhere
really expensive."
The man, always trying to impress his wife, ... |
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18 |
4.49 |
8/7/2006 1:39 pm |
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Double Takes
A man sits down at a bar and orders a double shot of whiskey.
He downs the shot and takes something out of his pocket to
look at briefly. After a minute, he calls the bartender
over and ... |
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74 |
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4.17 |
8/2/2006 12:01 pm |
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Don't Step on the Ducks
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have
one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, ... |
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16 |
6.36 |
6/28/2006 7:16 pm |
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Riddles..!
Who settled in the West before anyone else?
"The Sun"
*********************************************
What goes from Malaysia to Singapore?
"The Road."
... |
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65 |
5 |
1.84 |
4/30/2006 8:36 pm |
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The FLU
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One
afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint ... |
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70 |
3 |
4.41 |
2/14/2006 9:18 pm |
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What is ur name really means^_*
Instructions:
What you do is find out what each letter of your name means.
Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (It's
TRUE!! Isn't it GREAT!!)
PS: If you have double or ... |
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129 |
5 |
2.16 |
12/27/2005 8:21 pm |
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Fat Girlfriend
My old girlfriend and i had a great relationship except
she loved to sugar to much. Whenever i would catch her, i
would take away whatever she was eating and remind her of
the promise she made to ... |
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158 |
3 |
2.45 |
12/25/2005 10:15 am |
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Don't Ask Grandma
Little Jordan was staying with his Grandmother for a few
days. He'd been playing outside with some of the neighborhood
children for a while when he came into the house and asked
her, "Grandma, ... |
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210 |
3 |
2.94 |
12/15/2005 10:03 pm |
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
... |
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343 |
31 |
3.72 |
11/2/2005 9:00 pm |
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Men are from Mars, Women are from out west
A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the
same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that
same road.
<br>
When they narrowly pass each other at high ... |
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207 |
12 |
3.33 |
11/2/2005 8:48 pm |
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not really a poem
i'm in an old war movie,
feels real strange, but kinda groovy:¬)
<br>
<br>
am i in a dream or is this real,
is this a flight of fantasy?
don't believe what i see,
is this ... |
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221 |
0 |
0.00 |
9/11/2005 8:50 am |
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Bring back humor
The dating scene can be so untraveled world for some who
are not used to being with others
people, culture, belief, language, religion.
<br>
But one thing for sure is if you put humor ... |
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238 |
0 |
0.00 |
9/10/2005 2:12 pm |
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A new pet.
A woman decided she would get a new pet as her cat had recently
died, so she went to a pet shop and asked the shopkeeper if
there was any pets that were'nt to expensive, the shopkeeper
said that ... |
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1622 |
3 |
3.43 |
8/29/2005 5:31 pm |
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Government Office rule.
If it rings, put it on hold
If it clanks, call the repairman
If it whistles, ignore it
If it is a friend, take a brake
If it's the Boss, look busy
If it talks, take note
... |
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359 |
31 |
2.47 |
7/11/2005 3:27 pm |
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The Hikers
The Hikers
<br>
One day, Bob, Joe and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area
when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They
needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of ... |
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271 |
3 |
2.45 |
6/25/2005 8:13 pm |
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Lawyer questions
Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer.
<br>
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness, a grand ... |
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238 |
5 |
3.80 |
6/25/2005 7:50 pm |
fefong, 28 M
6/16/2005 9:52 pm
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Math
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three
plus six,
that son of a bitch is nine...."
<br>
His mother heard ... |
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716 |
9 |
3.00 |
6/16/2005 9:52 pm |
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Farewell Gathering
After twenty years of service in the Company, the Boss is
retiring. So the Boss invites all his colleagues for a small
treat. The Boss told to his colleagues to write something
about him in his ... |
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313 |
8 |
3.01 |
6/14/2005 10:09 pm |
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A further to relationship rules
As a male, I cannot help but wonder why the hell women cannot
put the toilet seat back up when they've finished. ...
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334 |
17 |
4.40 |
10/6/2004 12:00 am |
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Friendship
I think friends just like coffee, they can till you mind,
they ought to sovle yur diffcult problem, and when you need
them, they ought can help you. the same time for yo , you must
help your ... |
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297 |
25 |
1.58 |
8/20/2004 12:00 am |
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Generation gap
Your grandfathers/mothers, father/mother, you yourself,
your sons/daughters, grandsons/daughters....all ask
the same questions all the time : "why" and "why
not". Only that the opposite questions ... |
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3162 |
25 |
2.14 |
7/30/2004 12:00 am |
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To Be, Not to Be
"To be, or not to be"...that's an issue.
Still, you have a choice between the two.
<br>
"To be AND not to be"...there's no issue
for the answer is laid out. Yet, the non-issue can be so ... |
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158 |
14 |
2.66 |
7/29/2004 12:00 am |
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A bedtime prayer for an ideal man
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
who's not a creep.
One who's handsome,
smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit
when he is wrong.
One who thinks
before he speaks.
... |
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257 |
153 |
2.82 |
10/26/2000 12:00 am |
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The Cruise
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for
himself and his girlfriend. A couple days before the cruise, the
travel agent calls and says the cruise has been canceled, but he
can ... |
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298 |
42 |
0.54 |
10/24/2000 12:00 am |
