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Joke of the day, you could have An elderly lady decided to give herself a birthday treat by staying overnight in a luxury London hotel. When she checked out next morning the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for an overnight stop without even breakfast." The clerk told her that £250.00 was the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the manager. The manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "The hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use". "But I didn't use them," she said. "Well" he said "they're here and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from London, Edinburgh and Glasgow performing here," the manager said. " But I didn't go to any of those shows", she said. "Well, we have them" he said "and you could have." No matter what amenity the manager mentioned, she replied , "But I didn't use it!" The manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the manager. The manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. " But madam, this cheque is only for £50.00." "That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied. "But I didn't!" exclaimed the shocked manager. "Well, too bad" she replied. "I was here, and you could have." |
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good joke
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