Weekend joke - The last kiss
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Posted:Feb 5, 2016 5:05 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2016 10:50 pm 129886 Views
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Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on Interstate 74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin’?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide...!!”
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why in the world are you committing suicide?”
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.” It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them.
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CBS 60 minutes: The Great Brain Robbery
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Posted:Jan 25, 2016 3:59 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2016 8:04 pm 121582 Views
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Google it. CBS 60 Minutes: The Great Brain Robbery.
CBS news on January 17th, 2016 or Preview on Jan. 15th 2016.
Regarding China's cyber espionage and hacking.
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Magic number of 23 and 68(Sudoku)
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Posted:Jan 23, 2016 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2016 9:20 pm 115198 Views
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There are 16 numbers, you can add by horizontally, or vertically or diagonally or 4 corners. the total will be the same 23.
Add 3 + 1 + 12 + 7 = 23 (horizontally) - all 4 lines
Add 1 + 8 + 10 + 4 = 23 (vertically) - all 4 columns
Add 3 + 8 + 3 + 9 = 23 (diagonally) - 2 diagonal lines
Add 3 + 7 + 4 + 9 = 23 (4 corners)
You also can add 1 + 11 + 5 + 6 = 23
and add 12 + 2 + 5 + 4 = 23
Amazing !!!
3 ---------- 1 --------- 12 ---------- 7
11 --------- 8 ---------- 2 ---------- 2
5 --------- 10 ---------- 3 ---------- 5
4 --------- 4 ---------- 6 ---------- 9
Add 8 + 11 + 48 + 1 = 68 (horizontally) - all 4 lines
Add 11 + 2 + 7 + 12 = 68 (vertically) - all 4 columns
Add 1 + 7 + 50 + 10 = 68 (diagonally) - 2 diagonal lines
Add 1 + 49 + 8 + 10 = 68 (4 corners)
You can add 11 + 47 + 6 + 4 = 68
and add 48 + 12 + 3 + 5 = 68
Amazing !!!
8 --------- 11 --------- 48 ---------- 1
47 --------- 2 ---------- 7 --------- 12
3 --------- 50 --------- 9 ---------- 6
10 --------- 5 --------- 4 ---------- 49
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All my comments are gone on AFF
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Posted:Jan 22, 2016 8:44 pm
Last Updated:Feb 6, 2016 3:48 pm 114906 Views
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I saw my comments in my own blogs and in other member's blogs on January 21st, 2016, but next morning, Jan 22nd, all of my comments are all disappeared from my own bogs or other members. I called Chinese FriendFinder and been told they need time to investigate this matter and try to retrieve them back. But he said once deleted, those comments won't come back most likely.
I remember laogui and beautifulkayra said they had their blog problems on Chinese FriendFinder before, now my turn to have the same problem. However, my comments on Senior FF are still exist. Perhaps, Chinese FriendFinder run out of VOLUME or SPACE???
Did someone deliberately report me to Chinese FriendFinder and systematically delete all my comments on my own blogs and other member's too?
USA Constitution says "Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Religion and Freedom of Press". Why can't I have comments on my own blogs or other members? Did someone have narrow-minded to know different opinions?
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Taiwan elected the first female president - Tsai, Ing-Wen 蔡英文
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Posted:Jan 16, 2016 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2016 12:32 pm 132541 Views
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Ms Tsai, 59, leads the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) that wants independence from China.
In her victory speech, she vowed to preserve the status quo in relations with China, adding Beijing must respect Taiwan's democracy and both sides must ensure there are no provocations.
China sees the island as a breakaway province - which it has threatened to take back by force if necessary.
In her speech, Ms Tsai hailed a "new era" in Taiwan and pledged to co-operate with other political parties on major issues.
The will of the Taiwanese people would be the basis for relations with China, Ms Tsai said.
"I also want to emphasise that both sides of the Taiwanese Strait have a responsibility to find mutually acceptable means of interaction that are based on dignity and reciprocity.
"We must ensure that no provocations or accidents take place," Ms Tsai said, warning that "any forms of suppression will harm the stability of cross-strait relations".
She thanked the US and Japan for their support and vowed Taiwan would contribute to peace and stability in the region.
Ms Tsai had a commanding lead in the vote count when Eric Chu of the ruling Kuomintang (KMT) admitted defeat.
Mr Chu congratulated Tsai Ing-wen and announced he was quitting as KMT head. Taiwan's Premier Mao Chi-kuo also resigned.
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Joke: Rare Medical Condition
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Posted:Jan 13, 2016 2:54 pm
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2016 6:41 pm 133813 Views
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?'
'I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'
The woman nodded, 'Pepper.'
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Weekend joke - Jack is one lucky guy
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Posted:Jan 8, 2016 6:15 pm
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2016 1:19 pm 137296 Views
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I bet you will laugh when you read this joke to the end.
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, err, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them.
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The Drinkable Book has water-purifying pages
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Posted:Dec 29, 2015 11:27 pm
Last Updated:Feb 6, 2016 3:49 pm 145454 Views
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The drinkable book - Water is Life
For people in developing nations or rural locations, getting clean water may soon be as simple as opening a book … and ripping a page out. That’s the idea behind The Drinkable Book, developed by Carnegie Mellon University postdoc Theresa Dankovich. Each of its pages is made from a thick sheet of paper impregnated with silver and copper nanoparticles, that kill 99.9 percent of microbes in tainted water that’s filtered through it.
Dankovich began work on the technology when she was earning her doctorate at McGill University, continuing it at the University of Virginia’s Center for Global Health. She has now formed a non-profit company, pAge Drinking Paper, to get the book into production and distribution.
Every page of the book is made up of two filters, each one of which in turn being capable of cleaning up to 26 US gallons (100 liters) of water – one book should reportedly be able to handle one person’s water needs for four years.
After the filter is removed from the book, it’s placed in an included box-like holder which is then mounted on top of a 5-gallon bucket. The dirty water is then poured through.
In field tests conducted in South Africa, Ghana, Haiti and Kenya, the paper achieved 99.9 percent purity when filtering water containing high amounts of bacteria from recently-dumped raw sewage. While some of the silver and copper particles do leach into the clean water, Dankovich says that the levels are well below Environmental Protection Agency and World Health Organization limits.
Theresa is now planning on further field studies, and refining the design of the book. She will presenting her work this week at the 250th National Meeting & Exposition of the American Chemical Society, in Boston. More information is available in the following video.
Theresa Dankovich is now testing her "Drinkable Book" to purify from ocean (sea water) to drinking water to benefit many countries in the desert such as Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Dubai, .... As you know, we have endless source of sea water.
(I can't provide you the video link, so you have to Google it)
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Happy New Year of 2016
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Posted:Dec 27, 2015 9:20 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2015 8:19 am 136221 Views
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My New Year wish for 2016 is "Peace on Earth" - no more ISIS, Al-Qaeda or Taliban terror attack, no more "White cops shot Black " or vice versa.
Happy New Year !!
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Why top 1% wealthy Chinese bought house oversea?
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Posted:Dec 24, 2015 8:22 am
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2016 4:19 pm 135515 Views
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Joe Hockey blocks one of China's richest men from buying one of Australia's fanciest homes for $39 million because it's 'not in the national interest'
Australia Treasurer Joe Hockey says the mansion in Point Piper, Sydney's east, was 'bought illegally'.
When the property was bought it breached the Foreign Acquisitions and Takeovers Act 1975, Mr Hockey said
Xu Jianyin, the chairman of the real estate group Evergrande, is believed to have bought the Villa del Mare in October
Mr Xu Jianyin is listed as China's 15th richest man, worth $7 billion
The Villa del Mare features six bedrooms, eight bathrooms and a number of living areas on 1500 square metres of land.
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Chinese billionaire buys £80m London home and he'll spend £50m more doing it up.
Moving in: the 10-bedroom mansion in Kensington Palace Gardens will be the new home of Wang Jianlin Rex
China's richest man has bought a ten bedroom mansion on London’s most exclusive “billionaire’s row” street in a spectacular £80 million deal.
Mr Wang, who chairs the Dalian Wanda property group that is building the One Nine Elms luxury flats development in Vauxhall, will have Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich and the Norwegian embassy as his immediate neighbors when he moves into the property.
Other owners and residents on Europe’s most exclusive street include Formula One heiress Tamara Ecclestone, steel magnate Lakshmi Mittal, Foxtons founder Jon Hunt and the French ambassador Sylvie Bermann.
The private road, which runs next to Kensington Palace, the London home of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, is considered one of the most secure in London with a round the clock armed police presence at both ends.
It is also the location for the Russian and Israeli embassies.
The 20,000 sq ft home was previously occupied by the Ukraine-born businessman Leonid Blavatnik, who rented it during lengthy works on his house opposite.
New property owner: China's richest man Wang Jianlin
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This is just two examples for you to see luxury houses in Australia and London that bought by top 1% rich Chinese.
How many hundreds vacant units can you buy in China for $39 million USD?
How many hundreds vacant units can you buy in China for 80 million British pound?
Why top 1% wealthy Chinese buy luxury houses in Australia, London and USA? While there are more than 64 million vacant units in China that became "ghost town", "ghost cities" and "empty shopping malls".
In USA, Chinese buy not only houses but hotels too.
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