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Same scammer, different user's name 12 times
Posted:Jul 19, 2015 11:56 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2015 8:27 am
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marshal3444
, 58 y/o Male, in Berlin, Germany

Hello Dear,

I love your profile

My name is General Adolph Abel. German Army General, I came across your profile today and i become interested to be your friend, i am honesty, trust, love, caring, truth,& respect, I have all this qualities in me and i"m seriously looking for a life partner, Please i will like you to contact me through my email address ( can't show his email address ) I HAVE SOME THING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU,

Thanks
Yours Friend

Adolph


This crazy guy has emailed me 12 times using 11 different user's names in between Chinese FriendFinder and Senior Friendfinder. This time his name changed from George Mark to Adolph Abel, his job title changed from US Army Field Marshal to German Army General.

The user's names he used are:

Coollove4eve0 ---- from Asia FriendFinder
george4luv143 ---- from Senior FF on April 27, 2015
honestlov1 ----- from Asia Friendfinder on May 6, 2015
marshinlov ----- from Asia Friendfinder on June 26, 2015
georgemark1 ---- from Senior FF on July 2, 2015
georgemark123 ---- from Senior FF on July 6, 2015
marshalgeorge12 ---- from Senior FF on July 19, 2015 (2 emails, 1 in German, 1 in English)
Marshal3444 ---- from Chinese FriendFinder on July 19, 2015
georgede ------- from Senior FF on July 20, 2015
genadolph1 ----- from Chinese FriendFinder on Sept. 2, 2015
Kaimabduli ------ from Chinese FriendFinder on Sept 18, 2015

He needs to see a psychiatrist MD.
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Famous Warren Buffett Quotations
Posted:Jul 10, 2015 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2024 2:08 pm
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1. Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

2. Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken.

3. Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

4. The fact that people will be full of greed, fear or folly is predictable. The sequence is not predictable.

5. Success in investing doesn't correlate with I.Q. once you're above the level of 25. Once you have ordinary intelligence, what you need is the temperament to control the urges that get other people into trouble in investing

6. Of the rich people I've known, money just amplifies their basic traits. If they were jerks before they had money, they simply become jerks with a lot of money.

7. Investors should remember that excitement and expenses are their enemies.

8. At the start of the party the punch is flowing and everything's going well, but you know at midnight it's all going to turn into pumpkins and mice. People think they'll be able to get out just before midnight, but everyone else thinks that too.

9. What the wise man does at the beginning [of a rising market] the fool does at the end. Once a price history [rising market] develops enough for other people to see it and get envious, greed takes over markets.

10. It is far better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price than a fair company at a wonderful price.

11. Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing.

12. We simply attempt to be fearful when others are greedy and to be greedy only when others are fearful.

13. If you gave me the choice of being CEO of General Electric or IBM or General Motors, you name it, or delivering papers, I would deliver papers. I would. I enjoyed doing that. I can think about what I want to think. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do.

14. Your premium brand had better be delivering something special or it's not going to get the business makes you right. And if your facts and reasoning are right, you don’t have to worry about anybody else.

15. You’re neither right nor wrong because other people agree with you. You’re right because your facts are right and your reasoning is right—and that’s the only thing that makes you right. And if your facts and reasoning are right, you don’t have to worry about anybody else.

16. Forbes: 'How do you feel?' Buffett: 'Like an oversexed guy in a whorehouse. Now is the time to invest and get rich'. - At the bottom of the bear market in October 1974

17. I always knew I was going to be rich. I don't think I ever doubted it for a minute.

18. Only buy something that you'd be perfectly happy to hold if the market shut down for 10 years.

19. It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently.

20. Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.


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Weekend joke - Instant Karma
Posted:Jul 6, 2015 1:38 am
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2015 3:02 pm
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A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack, selling ties.

The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?”

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.00."

The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water!”

"Sorry, I have no water. Just ties, pure silk, and only $5.00.

"Pahh! A curse on your ties. I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but... I must conserve my energy and find water!”

"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go in peace!”

Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later the terrorist crawled back, almost dead, and gasped:

"They won't let me in without a tie!"


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Shopping for an Autonomous car
Posted:Jul 5, 2015 11:11 am
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2015 7:58 pm
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I have driven my Honda Odyssey (mini-van) since 2001 (15 years). It is about time to say goodbye since my 2 have their own cars, I don't need a mini-van anymore.

The first time I saw Google Autonomous car on TV, it was an "eye opening, jaw dropping" moment, similar to Steve Jobs introduced the first iPhone. I started to watch TV commercial for "Autonomous cars", but been told it is still "prototype" NOT available in the market yet. However, I have my eyes on the cars that will automatically stop for you when you back-up or warn you when change lanes.

Anyone knows about "Car maker" and "Model" of those near "Autonomous cars"? I would like Infiniti, Mercedes Benz, or BMW. I have bought 7 Honda and 1 Mazda for the past 35 years in USA. it is time to change another car company and model.

They said "Self-drive cars" can reduce car accidents, save gasoline, find a parking space, ..... Most of car accidents are human errors. Self-drive cars has GPS and many sensors surrounding your car. It can help you to stop at traffic light, pedestrians, stop sign, back-up car, change lane, .... Even blind people can sit in the "self-drive car to shopping mall or restaurant. What a wonderful invention !!

Any suggestion? Usually guys know more about cars.



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Weekend joke - Golfer and
Posted:Jul 3, 2015 4:26 pm
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2024 1:24 pm
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Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.
He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said,
"I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"
Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a ."

Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."


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Same scammer, different user's name 7 times
Posted:Jun 26, 2015 8:26 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2015 4:13 pm
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marshinlov

This guy, marshinlov has been deactivated as of June 26, 2015 noon time same day he emailed me.


marshinlov, 63 Male, lives in Berlin, Germany

My Dearest One!
Greetings to you, My name is George Mark, i am a ARMY field marshal, I hope this mail will find you well & healthy and I hope we can establish a relationship since we are meeting here for the first time,i have gone through a profile that speaks good of you on this site and I was impressed when i saw your profile and decided to communicate with you. It is my desire to know you, I like honesty, trust, love, caring,truth,& respect, I have all this qualities in me,kindly respond to me through my private email box ( can't provide his email here ) so that we can know ourselves better. I hope to read from you if your are also interested. Thanks and hoping to hear from you soonest.
EMAIL: (I can't provide his email here )


This guy has emailed me 5 times using 5 different names on Chinese FriendFinder and Senior Friendfinder. He has been deactivated 4 times. He is very crazy to be U.S. Army field marshal or general.

The 4 user's names he used are:
Coollove4eve0
---- from AFF
george4luv143 ---- from Senior FF on April 27, 2015
honestlov1 ----- from Chinese FriendFinder on May 6, 2015
marshinlov ----- from Chinese FriendFinder on June 26, 2015
georgemark1 ---- from Senior FF on July 2, 2015
georgemark123 ---- from Senior FF on July 6, 2015
marshalgeorge12 ---- from Senior FF on July 19, 2015 (2 emails, 1 in German, 1 in English)

I predict he will be deactivated again very SOON. He has been deactivated same day.

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How to lose weight?
Posted:Jun 18, 2015 4:48 am
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2024 1:11 pm
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I found out I kept gaining weight for the past few years. I am all ears for your advices. Thank you for your help.


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Weekend joke - Bob's Scrotum (as told by his loving Wife)
Posted:Jun 16, 2015 11:13 pm
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2015 9:37 pm
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Bob, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Bob must have experienced.

"Bob was unable to hold me or the ," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Bob's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Bob.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Bob is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "Hi, I'm Bob." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife, the word is sternum."

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Weekend joke - The new priest gets drunk
Posted:Jun 12, 2015 4:08 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2015 4:10 pm
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, , and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the crap out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T"
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.


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Weekend joke - Doughnut
Posted:Jun 5, 2015 3:44 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2015 7:54 pm
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Below are 8 jokes. Read safely:

1. Knock knock! Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Donut forget to close the door!

2. A: You don't want any doughnuts? But you used to love these! B: Men, I got tired of the hole thing...

3. Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? A. He got fed up with the whole business!

4. Teacher: If "can't" is short for "cannot," what is "don't" short for? Pupil: Donut.

5. Q: Why did the clock in the doughnut shop run slow? A: It always went back four seconds.

6. Q: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? A: It needed a chocolate filling.

7. Knock knock! Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Donut ask...it's a secret.

8. Q: Why did the doughnut go to the doctor? A: Because it was feeling crummy.



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