TearsandFears 56F
138 posts
9/14/2007 2:42 pm
Daddy Long Leg's

At this time of year there is just no escaping their lolloping into every window, wall, light or person that gets in their way.
There seems to be hundreds of the wretched things this year,
wobbling around on their erratic flight path straight to my face, making me instinctively flail my arms in the air desperately trying to defend myself from their relentless gangly long legged attack’s.
Swiping them with the back of my hand or the nearest newspaper, and occasionally accidentally detaching a leg or two from their pathetically weak bodies. Which makes me dislike them even more, as I have to dispose off the dismembered limb or limb’s that become scattered around the battlefield that was once a lounge a bedroom or a kitchen.

You’d think that with evolution and all, the one’s that do manage to survive to lay larvae would somehow evolve and warn their off spring, that they only have a short life span any way they have no real purpose in life except to copulate and become spider fodder, so stay away from the human’s face’s or they will twat you with what ever comes to hand and break you into tiny little bits.


TearsandFears 56F

9/15/2007 10:37 am

    Quoting  :

Hi Pest,

The little buggers are a pain in the a**e ain't they?
I think there is a good chance we may both get our come-uppance in our next life's.....Oh blimey I hope we don't come back as Daddy Long Leg's.....


Daveman_2 51M
341 posts
10/12/2007 6:20 am

Hahaha i really enjoyed this one. Your a great writer.


TearsandFears 56F

10/12/2007 11:51 am

    Quoting Daveman_2:
    Hahaha i really enjoyed this one. Your a great writer.
Hi Dave,

Glad you found some pleasure in my battles with the dreaded Daddy Long Leg's,Darn things are a nuisance!!!

You Take Care

T & F


zaxkjcr 63M

11/19/2007 4:32 pm

hi T&F

those darn long legs things may be the start of the food chain.
a little bit of them may be in the food we eat!.......lol

zaxk


TearsandFears 56F

11/20/2007 8:28 am

    Quoting zaxkjcr:
    hi T&F

    those darn long legs things may be the start of the food chain.
    a little bit of them may be in the food we eat!.......lol

    zaxk
Hi Mr Zaxkjcr,

OMG, Please don't put thought's like that into my head.

You've put me right of my crackers now.....lol

T & F


zaxkjcr 63M

11/20/2007 2:35 pm

hi

would you believe it, just saw a big one up on the ceiling,
yuck!! looks like it is dead and some of its legs are missing.....it is not moving!

zaxk


TearsandFears 56F

11/22/2007 11:22 am

    Quoting zaxkjcr:
    hi

    would you believe it, just saw a big one up on the ceiling,
    yuck!! looks like it is dead and some of its legs are missing.....it is not moving!

    zaxk
Oh My God Zaxk,

Where do you suppose the missing legs went????
I hope you don't have a dinner table underneath its lifeless,legless body.....lol
Are you gonna move it

T & F


zaxkjcr 63M

11/22/2007 1:22 pm

it is worst, it is just above where i sit to watch tv,
and it was gone today when I looked, search around but could not find it.
vacuum the place and went for a bath.
hope we will see the last of those.......

zaxk