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I am new here as of today To whom it may concern - There are many beautiful women here that I am looking forward to making contact with once I get 'approved'. I don't want to embarass you, so I'll just say to the particular lady that I added to my hotlist - you'll be first. OK Ladies!You like stupid men jokes? Well of course you do. Basically, you take a dumb blonde joke and replace 'blonde' with 'man' but there is still a giggle or two there. How do you stop a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. Him: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? Her: Because you are never there. OK - something other than a 'man' joke - How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Because if it was invented anywhere else, we'd call it a teethbrush. I am gonna see what happens next...Maybe try this blog thing again sometime |
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How do you make a man Cry? Take away his Sun. Superbowl football game priveledges and make him go shopping with you for Women's clothing. (I do feel sorry for all the spouses and Boyfriends whom I see tag along with their wives or girlfriends at the shopping mall.) Therefore, I left my Ex-husband at home, or at the Golf range so I could go shopping by myself. Sugi Dancer, Dating Coach
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8/6/2007 3:47 pm |
Expecting you'll have good news for you...
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