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Joke time! Mrs. Smith is a very tight woman When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary. The ad taker said: "300 Euros for 5 words." She said: "Can we make it only in 2 words? "Smith Dead"" Ad taker: "No mam. 5 words is the minimum." After thinking for a while, Mrs. Smith agreed: "Ok, please put: "SMITH DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE " ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Estrada: This is non sense! I don`t believe it! No such man is too fat! Loi: Why, what`s in the news? Estrada: Here state in the newspaper: "British tourist lost 2000 pounds ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- After being caught violating a traffic rule: Traffic Enforcer: (with pen and ticket to a traffic violator): Your Name? Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm Von Corgrinski Papakovitz. Trafic Enforcer: Ahhh okey...(trying to hide back the ticket)...Next time be careful, ok? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Johnny is applying for a job as a security guard... Interviewer: What we need here is someone who has suspicious mind, highly alert, insistent personality, strong sense of hearing with a killer instinct. You think you`re qualified? Johnny: I don`t think so sir: but my wife is quálified! ------------ ----- Always remember, when SHE cancels a date, she HAS TO. But...................... when HE cancels a date......he HAS TWO. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Junior: Mother, can I buy a HIGH CAKE. Mother: Not high cake . , that`s HOT CAKE. Junior: Ok mother, whatever. Would you give me some penny? Mother: Ok , get some in my SOLDIER BAG. ------------------------------- ORDER Customer ... waiter! how come my order takes so long? how many cook you have here? Waiter ... oh sorry sir, we don`t have any cuk, only pepsi! 
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I was feeling bored earlier but not now 
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Thank you "KQ, Lemon and Pinky, I`m glad you didn`t find the joke corny, it`s an orig. Fil. humour
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Estrada sounds like a blonde joke, hahaha My next name will be Wilhelmina Von Corgrinski Papakovitz  Always remember, when SHE cancels a date, she HAS TO. But...................... when HE cancels a date......he HAS TWO. Woher weisst Du dass sie nicht zwei hat?  Thanks for the laffs Grace Have a lovely day  You too and thanks for the visit
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Thank you Mahal! happy to see you laugh, it`s our natural way to remove wrinkles Have a wonderful day!
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