chatillion 71M
2281 posts
6/13/2010 4:51 am
Do you have a wait problem?


I know I do. Sometimes, heating food in a microwave oven is just too slow. Really. I consistently need things to happen faster. Life is getting that way. Next day air isn't fast enough for my lifestyle anymore. I've gotta have it now.

No, tomorrow is too late. Workers are standing around and I need that hardware NOW !!

Yes, it annoys me when I order pizza and I have to wait 25 minutes for the thing... why aren't they taking it out of the oven when I hang up the phone? They're making pizza all day long... can't they go any faster?

I was talking with a General Contractor and he told me he was sending e-mail while we were on the call... "I just sent you an e-mail, did you receive it?" he said... No... and it was more than a minute to arrive from across town. How frickin' annoying is that?? E-mail should be instantaneous.

This isn't a rant, it's just my assessment of how fast things need to move in life today. My boss asked why I was late to work this morning. "Did you wake up at 7:30?" he said. I answered "No, I was up at 6 o'clock" "So why are you late today?" he asked and I replied "I had to make a poop"

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