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chatillion 72M
2320 posts
10/9/2012 7:13 pm
Summer or Winter?

A man comes home and tells his girlfriend that he just won the lottery.
She starts jumping up and down with excitement and soon the two of them are jumping up and down shouting "lottery, lottery, lottery, lottery...!"

He tells her "hurry up honey, pack your bags, you're goin' on a trip..."
Still chanting lottery, lottery, lottery, she runs into the bedroom, opens the closet door and starts throwing clothes on the bed. Suddenly she stops, runs back to the living room where her boyfriend has just opened a beer.. and she says "Do I pack for Winter or Summer?"

Without the slightest bit of hesitation he replies "What do I care? Just as long as you and your belongings are gone before nightfall"

(yes, this is a joke)
chatillion 72M
1612 posts
10/23/2012 10:16 pm

 Winter is coming...