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The invention of the century... In a conventional bathroom you have a toilet and a ceiling fan that is 7 feet above the toilet. You poop and the room fills with the smell of your bowels. Typically, It takes 10 minutes for the air to clear. My new invention has the fan built into the toilet with the vent just above the bowl. It connects to a hose (similar to the dryer vent hose) to suck the stench directly out of the bathroom. I'm delighted I invented this. I am sure, I'll sell millions of these things! The smell goes right out of your ass and directly into the vent. The bathroom doesn't have to stink. The three people who use the toilet after you don't have to suffer that you 'ate Mexican' for lunch! For those of you who choose not to replace your toilet, I plan to offer a 'mini-fart-filter' built into the toilet seat with a smaller hose that connects to a wall mounted venting system. Not as efficient at the original, but 10 times better than a conventional ceiling mounted fan. Now... I need a catchy name for this product. I'm thinking about calling it the iFART FILTER. Suggestions welcomed. |
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Good, because going in public bathrooms and smelling other peoples waste has to have some negative effects.. If it smells, it is possible that the odor is filled with bacteria. why should other people have to inhale it. Now if second hand smoke is a problem, then sure second hand excrement odor has to be a problem. either that, or have hermetically sealed toiled sections, with an exhaust fan that suck out the air before the door is opened. Besides, that, I don't like someone to sit on a stool next to my stall in public bathrooms while I'm using it.
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