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Rethinking that Garden Of Eden story... I was pretty young when I first heard it and I'm not sure I had all the facts. However, I'm an adult and my thoughts have changed... slightly. So let's recap this story and see if I have all the facts now. I'll give you the Roman Catholic version as I remember it and you can add the version you think is best suited. Okay? Eve goes in the garden and meets up with a snake. The snake tells Eve to eat an apple. Yeah, an apple because that's how it's depicted in all the illustrations I have seen. When God hears about the 'apple thing' he becomes angry and Casts Adam and Eve from the garden. Because Eve carried an original sin, every born into the church must go through a 'Baptism' ritual and have their sin washed away so they can enter (when the time is right) into heaven. All this over an apple? Here's where I believe the facts drop off sharply. There was no apple or fruit as we know it. It's all figurative... things we've been led to believe that comes under the heading of BS. You see, what missing from the story is oral sex. They were forbidden to have oral sex and it was the snake who convinces her to perform oral sex on Adam and that's when God cast them out of the garden. It was a BJ and that's no BS. Understand? For thousands of years people have been going around talking about a freakin' apple... . Stop the nonsense. That's my blog. 
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such a trip, why would there be so much trips about this function, unless maybe it is a pre-cursor as to what potentially lead them to go into the homosexuality aspect.
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