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Daddy's Girl 101 If you've ever taken college/university courses, you know how the numbering system works. This is the primary lesson (101) in how to be daddy's girl... You are a naive young girl aspiring to be a Daddy's girl, but you're going to need some help. First lesson today is: "Ask for a pony when all you wanted was a puppy" The reasoning behind this is to aim really high. If you ask for a puppy, daddy will say "Honey, the economy is bad, we really cannot afford a puppy right now. Besides, it's a lot of responsibility on your part. Wouldn't you really like to have some goldfish?" You and I know this is BS and TOTALLY unacceptable. You want a freakin' puppy... not goldfish. No two ways about this. Right? So 'blow him out of the water' and ask for a pony. Watch his eyes roll in their sockets while he soaks this in, then say "Jenny's parents are getting her a white stallion for her birthday..." Expect his next few words to have a studder. "B Bu Butt... W We Ca Ca Cannot afford a phony honey" (notice he didn't say pony correctly? his knees are beginning to buckle) That's when you have him in your sights. Time to go for it. Offer your lowest bid (and look really, really sad when you say this) "Then will you get me a puppy daddy?" He will be so relieved, you'll get that puppy after all. That's my Daddy's Girl! You have successfully completed your first lesson in Daddy's Girl 101. Go get some ice cream to celebrate. Thanks for reading. Give me a big hug! In my next lesson of Daddy's Girl, I'll show you teenage girls how to parlay a hand me down Chevy Nova into a shiny new Acura Integra for your first year away at college. 
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