chatillion 71M
2262 posts
9/11/2016 4:42 pm
Fortune cookie...


I'm told the Chinese really don't have fortune cookies and that is really something they started with Americans.
Yesterday, I was running errands and decided to stop for lunch at the Chinese buffet. Before I was married, I used to visit there often.
I did the take out plan where the food you select is weighed and you only have to pay for that. No minimum. I think there is a limit if you only try to take lobster or the baked salmon.
Anyway, I got 2 trays of food and received 2 fortune cookies with my order.
Since it was enough food for two days, I read one yesterday that read:

"Every exit is an entrance to a new experience"

Tonight I had the other meal and the fortune cookie read:

"Dreams are like the stars of your destiny"

I consider it advice and not really a fortune... kinda like those lines as we were told were written by Confucius.

Remember those Confucius jokes?
Some samples:

Confucius said "Girl who makes love on hill is not on the level"

Confucius said "Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings"

Confucius said "It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you"

Confucius said "It takes many nails to build a crib, only one screw to fill it"


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