chatillion 71M
2281 posts
11/6/2016 7:23 am
asking the Mystical Monkey if I should stay home Wednesday...

The presidential election is Tuesday and I will prepare to stay home Wednesday and work online. Let's see what the election brings... certainly there will be tears from both sides, hopefully it will only be that.

For months, Trump claimed voter fraud. Don't worry Donald.
Your camp regurgitated old news about Bill Clinton's 30 year old from an affair he had with a black woman. I read today the woman sold her story to a tabloid and had her DNA tested, however it concluded Clinton wasn't his father.

That's old news... what I want is something reliable and that is the Mystical Monkey. Geda, a Chinese monkey from Hunan province is described as the “king of prophets,” has kissed a cardboard likeness of Donald Trump. It's also said this monkey has correctly predicted several soccer matches.

So there you have it... the winner of the most mud-slinging campaign in the history of the United States is confirmed by monkey and not money!

Story and photo credit comes from the Washington Post.
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chatillion 71M
1569 posts
11/6/2016 7:26 am

Now, if you ask me to choose the guy in the dark blue suit or the woman in the bright orange suit with her hands in the air (probably shouting FIRE) I'd say fraud... it's a fixed election.


chatillion 71M
1569 posts
11/10/2016 4:42 am

The Mystical Monkey was right... we are all turned off by orange paints suits.