chatillion 71M
2294 posts
11/3/2017 5:50 pm
If you've ever... raise your hand !!


If you've ever... dropped your cellphone in the toilet, raise your hand !!
If you've ever... asked someone a question and a minute later asked them the same question, raise your hand !!
If you've ever... farted while making love, raise your hand !!
If you've ever... spit into the wind and it came back to greet you, raise your hand !!
If you've ever... dropped a sandwich on the floor, dusted it off and ate it, raise your hand !!
If you've ever... had food splatter on a clean shirt (before a date) raise your hand !!
If you've ever... tried to drink hot soda and it bubbled out of your nose, raise your hand !!
If you've ever... been bitten for pulling two dogs apart at feeding time, raise your hand !!
If you've ever... scheduled car maintenance so the mechanic can diagnose that odd scraping sound, but the car doesn't make the sound for him, raise your hand !!
If you've ever... starved yourself for a weekend and gained weight, raise your hand !!
If you've ever... answered the phone and forgot about the eggs boiling on the stove raise your hand !!
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chatillion 71M
1569 posts
11/3/2017 5:50 pm

If you've ever... eaten more than $30 of fast food in one sitting, raise your hand !!