chatillion 71M
2294 posts
6/12/2018 4:20 am
Trump signs historic summit agreement with Kim Jong-Un...


President Trump's meeting Tuesday in Singapore with North Korea's leader Kim Jong-Un was such a success that he's signed an executive order appointing Kim as United States Secretary of Defense, replacing current Secretary Jim Mattis.

Immediately after their meeting, Trump Tweeted "This rocket Man has it going on... and will do America great service with all his nuclear missile experience."

Kim's expected to pack a few bags from at his palace in North Korea and head to the US by the end of the week. He has asked Dennis Rodman to watch over things until he can find suitable arraignments for his temporary residence in the west wing a Mar-a-Lago.

We're told his new position includes membership to the country club. As part of this successful deal, He's also agreed to allow Trump to build 6 new hotels in North Korea along the eastern coast and 2 in the city of Pyongyang!

To 'summit' things up their meeting was a great success for Trump.
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chatillion 71M
1569 posts
6/12/2018 4:21 am

Yes, this is political satire. Hopefully you can see that it is.


chatillion 71M
1569 posts
6/15/2018 4:33 am

Simply put, American law forbids a president from profiting by business deals made while president. That includes here and in foreign countries.

An example would be to declare war with another country and then have a vested interest in the construction companies negotiated with the new regime to rebuild said country. Sound familiar?

Although noted as satire, if part of a peace agreement with North Korea included removal of economic sanctions and assistance with rebuilding that country where the American president (or family and friends) had a hand in the profit, it would be in direct violation of American law.


chatillion 71M
1569 posts
6/16/2018 9:25 am

Yes, law.