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Weekend joke for Senior citizens After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down.” They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car’s ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen.” There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?” He barked, "I dropped you off!” Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me.” He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your dang car!” Welcome to the golden years...  Honesty is the best policy. |
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goannaoil: Have you ever been to USA, China, Taiwan, England, France,.....? Honesty is the best policy.
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Kiwi is NZ, Kangaroo is Australia???  Honesty is the best policy.
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my brother in law is Kiwi by birth ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- goannaoil: I have read many times, but still don't understand.??? Your brother-in-law is Kiwi by birth???? He is a bird or a human????? I saw Kiwi bird in dark sleep 20+ hours a day and big egg in NZ. I ate Kiwi fruit in Cairns and it is delicious. We didn't need a visa to visit NZ, but required visa to enter Australia. But Aussie didn't take a look of visa at all, when they see USA passports. We, 18 women are very much look like tourists. Honesty is the best policy.
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goannaoil: You should go visit NZ. It is a beautiful country, peaceful and tranquility which is very different from Australia. You live very close to NZ. Please read my itinerary journals, Auckland, Rotorus, and Queenstown. I like them all. Life is short, have a good memory, so go travel. Honesty is the best policy.
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Finally, someone knows my first name from my profile. Honesty is the best policy.
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goannaoil: You are Aussie, but have you been to NZ? Auckland, Rotorus, and Queenstown in NZ. I bet you have been Sydney, but have you seen the inside of Sydney Opera House? Honesty is the best policy.
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goannaoil: Yes, koalas sleep 20+ hours a day, that I have been told at the zoo in Cairns. Koala is very cute. I bought the photo held a koala for $18 Australian dollars at a souvenir shop. Cairns weather in February is very similar to Taiwan in July - August, hot and humid but Taiwan has typhoon, Cairns doesn't. Lots of tourists in Cairns. BTW, there are one hour different in Cairns because they don't switch 1 hour for "Day Light Saving" time according to the local tour guide. Honesty is the best policy.
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Real estate agents in California only can practice business in California. Agents in Las Vegas much have Nevada license. You are Aussie, you can be agent to buy/sell properties in any 50 states in USA. Las Vegas is a desert, no koala, kangaroo or wallaby. I have seen your country, now is your turn to visit USA. I have been in Las Vegas for more than 30 times since 1980. I am NOT gambling but invest in properties in Las Vegas because the prices are much lower than in California. Honesty is the best policy.
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She is my real estate agent in Las Vegas. Honesty is the best policy.
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I am glad you have laughed. Honesty is the best policy.
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This joke was forwarded from my friend. Honesty is the best policy.
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