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Weekend joke - Truly Blond ....... A blonde has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet. "I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter." The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds. "That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?" The blonde nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor. "No, silly, from the skipping!" Honesty is the best policy. |
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I believe you wrote a blog before about bullies and people being mean to and making fun of others? I don't really like stereotypical jokes based on other peoples physical characteristics. All my weekend jokes are NOT mine. Those jokes are from my Las Vegas real estate agent. I am happened to be one of her clients and she put me in her emailing list, so every time she got new jokes, she sent to whole bunch of her clients. That's all. I am NOT the author of this joke or any other "weekend jokes". Please be advised about this information. I am NOT responsible for "weekend jokes". I am just sharing the jokes I receive on Friday night regularly from this real estate agent. Honesty is the best policy.
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Most guys like blondes...... Do you think beautiful face and sexy figure are more important than personalities and intelligence??? Honesty is the best policy.
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