1ClassyLady 68F
3122 posts
11/3/2015 7:32 pm
Weekend joke - Chocolate Calculator


Makes you hungry, but it is fun as the message below says.

I didn't believe it....tried it...it worked for me!

Magic….

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1765...
If you haven't, add 1764..

6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2015) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Chocolate
Calculator



p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them.




Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/5/2015 10:51 am

    Quoting  :

Kayra:

Thanks for your greetings. I am fine.

As of stock trading, I did very well in 2014, but very poorly in 2015.





Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/4/2015 7:21 pm

    Quoting  :

SF Harley Rider:

It works on me, no matter how many chocolate(s) I want.

1 candy x 2 = 2 + 5 = 7 x 50 = 350 + 1765 = 2115 - your birth year = 152
2 candies x 2 = 4 + 5 = 9 x 50 = 450 + 1765 = 2215 - your birth year = 252

1 candy and you are 52 yrs old
2 candies and you are 52 yrs old.

I guess your birth year is 1963.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/4/2015 8:04 am

Thank you for your formula to figure out the age. You are a smart mathematician.




Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/4/2015 12:31 am

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2015) IT WILL EVER WORK,
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I wonder how can we get another formula for 2016 and beyond to figure out our age.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/3/2015 11:34 pm

Even you want to have chocolate more than 11 times a week, you still can get your age correctly. You just got 4 digits numbers.

Amazing !! Try it.





Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/3/2015 11:24 pm

I am glad you have fun !!



Honesty is the best policy.