1ClassyLady 68F
3122 posts
11/17/2015 10:38 pm
7 days of Laughter - Tuesday


TUESDAY

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.

He said, "Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a dam*ned fine sermon.
Dam*ned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

The man said, "I was so dam*ned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering basket!" The preacher said,

"No sh*it? Well I'll be Dam*ned"



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/17/2015 10:48 pm

This 7 days laughter has been denied for the reason of "profanity" - so I separate them and added * on the words of sh*it and dam*ned to avoid Chinese FriendFinder automatic censor.



Honesty is the best policy.