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Weekend joke - Aging spare nobody HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL . 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, IN 1974. WHY DO YOU ASK?' YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED-FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT -OF-A-BITCH ASKED, 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?' p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Honesty is the best policy. |
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We look ourselves in the mirror every day, so we don't realize we are getting older. But when we look the "high school" classmate that separated for more than 40 years, all the sudden, we feel that dramatic change from our memory in the past. Honesty is the best policy.
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yes their pictures do not say much true about themselves unless you really meet them in person. A man would say he is 40 but he looks like 60. I dont know why some men do not like to tell their real age esp when they reach 60 and up,, some use younger age number.. I have a friend who told me that when her husband proposed, she asked first his age then he said he's 55 but then after she asked to see his birthcertificate she was surprised that he's already 63 But then she still married him. her husband said that he's ashamed to tell his real age to her because he really loved her so much and wanted to marry her. but then they still married together I met an older man in 50's. He has white and bald hair on his back of his head. He walked faster than me and he used to leave me in the walking area i thought he just wanted a walkathonhe looked older than his age. i think men who used to smoke a lot make them look older. Skin gets wrinkled so easily and drinking less water make their skin look saggy. i think men who used to have good and healthy lifestyle look younger than men who really don't I rather be single than to have a trouble man into my life. I have found one person who is qualified but he has decided NOT to marry again. Wealthy person usually don't want to same mistake twice. He has been daunted, lost too much over a divorce. He is just my best friend who taught me how to manage finance. Honesty is the best policy.
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I have met some guys from online dating sites who lied their ages 8 years younger than actual ages and photos look younger. But when I met them, they look much older.  Honesty is the best policy.
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