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Weekend joke -How to call the police when you're old and don't move very fast anymore George Phillips, an elderly man, from Hornby Island went to bed ,His wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available" George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" Don't mess with old people. p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Honesty is the best policy. |
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I would like to share a wonderful story that will touch your heart. Please Google YouTube video "Baby deer rescue and release". It is a very touching story that melt my heart. Honesty is the best policy.
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Ever since my Las Vegas agent sending me jokes on every Friday's evening, I read them then forwarded to my emailing friends (using Bcc). My banker CEO friend got used to this routine and enjoyed those jokes. Today he emailed me "Where is my Friday's joke??". As soon as I received the new joke today, I immediately forwarded to him and whole bunch of my friends (males & females). I don't have your email addresses, so I use the blogs to share with you. Hope you will enjoy as much as my banker CEO friend. Honesty is the best policy.
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