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Weekend joke - Enjoy the laughter while you still can... 1..Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ...'Ministers do more than Lay People' 2..Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3..The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4..My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone. 5..The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6..I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7..It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8..A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9..My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10.. Definition of a ? God's punishment...for enjoying sex. p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Honesty is the best policy. |
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Love the jokes, #2 is great, as for #8, I don't do the garbage but I da all the cooking
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I totally agree with #8, my ex-husband rarely helped to do housework. If he took the trash out, he would said he helped me to do housework. Is all the men like that??? Honesty is the best policy.
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