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Weekend joke - No pun intended Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Kevin: Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had.... Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, checked his blood pressure, did an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. Forty five minutes later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck Where do you want me to unload 'em??' HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD LIKE I DID.... THAT'S WHY I HAD TO SEND THIS TO YOU..... THESE DAYS WE NEED ALL THE LAUGHS WE CAN GET We don't stop laughing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop laughing. p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent. Honesty is the best policy. |
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You should go see "Milford Sound" from Queenstown in NZ in Feb (summer time in NZ). Milford Sound scenery is breath-taking beauty. Also go see "Agrodome Sheep Show", "Kiwi Encounter" and "Te Puia" for a cultural performance and Ingo lunch, Puhutu Geyser is famous there. NZ is very different from Australia. NZ is quiet, tranquility, peaceful, nature, ... more sheep than human. Australia is full of energy, noise, crowded, many animals (in Cairns), .... You know that, you are an Aussie. Life is short, go travel. Honesty is the best policy.
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Shingles - 【醫】帶狀皰疹 Shingles - 屋頂板，木瓦；木板釘成的屋頂 Honesty is the best policy.
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