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Weekend joke - Hillbillies vs. Taxidermist A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No," says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi, I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us." p.s. As a reminder, those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Please don't take those jokes too seriously. Honesty is the best policy. |
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Hilarious !! All those hillbillies care about is if this Canadian one of them. I guess they don't like "city boy". Honesty is the best policy.
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Taxidermist - 動物標本剝製師 Hillbilly - 【美】【口】山裡人，鄉下人，（美國南方）山區居民   Honesty is the best policy.
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