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Weekend joke - Stuttering Cat- as explained by a 4th Grade student A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said. A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some 's stories could become, asked a girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start, and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must have been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back and went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff!' But before she could say 'Fuck!,' the Rottweiler ate her!" The teacher had to leave the room. p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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I hesitated to post this blog because a "4 letters" word. Again, I have to remind you that I am NOT the original writer of this joke. Don't blame me. Honesty is the best policy.
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