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Weekend joke - A veteran job interview *A guy comes into the Ft Myers Post Office to apply for a job. * *The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" * *He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." * *"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" * *"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."* * The interviewer says, "That will give you five extra points * *toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" * *The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my * *testicles." * *The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right * *now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can* *start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan to start at 10:00 am * *every day." * *The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am* *to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" * *"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two * *hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our* *balls. No point in your coming in for that." * p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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laogui: To quench your thirst of Weekend Jokes, so you don't feel "withdrawal"....... Honesty is the best policy.
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