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Weekend joke - Mad as Hell Dear Abby, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed up and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he’s always telling me he knows I’m a lesbian and my varicose veins and ugly face turn him off! Should I clobber him or should I leave him, Abby? Your advice would be appreciated. Mad as Hell ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mad as Hell, You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p. Don’t resort to violence, and try to act like a lady! Remember, you're running for President of the United States, so try acting like it. Abby p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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I have reasons to believe my Las Vegas real estate agent is a Republican. Honesty is the best policy.
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