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Weekend joke - The Trap A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom. The wife promptly went and got into the Maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but had his way with her. When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And then she switched on the light. "No ma'am", said the Gardener. p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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The best of all is those jokes are "FREE OF CHARGE". Honesty is the best policy.
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Those "Weekend Jokes" come from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. She is a Caucasian woman. She emailed to whole bunch of her clients, I am one of her clients. After i received her jokes on Fridays, I forward the joke out to my email friends (using Bcc) first, then I post the joke on Chinese FriendFinder and SFF. My banker friend and a PhD physicist love those jokes, they are all Caucasians. Usually they enjoy much more than Asians. American jokes are usually a bit more sexy. Sometimes, the real estate agent didn't send the joke to me, I couldn't forward to my banker friend and he emailed me to ask for the jokes. I told him I didn't receive the email so no forwarding to him. He got hooked up with those jokes.  Honesty is the best policy.
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A self-inflicted mistake. Honesty is the best policy.
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Suspicious minds can cause trouble !! She shot herself in the foot. Anyway, it is just a joke. Don't be serious. Honesty is the best policy.
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Her husband didn't commit infidelity. Honesty is the best policy.
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