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Joke - Psychotherapy for Retirees How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in RETIREMENT... 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!. 2. On all your check stubs, write, "For Sexual Favors" 3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get. 4. With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat. 5. Sing along at The Opera. 6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!' 7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 8. Tell your over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....' 9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favorite... 10. Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, "There's no paper in here!" Honesty is the best policy. |
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試衣間，更衣室 Honesty is the best policy.
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"Fitting room" is a small divided room for shopping people to try on their new cloth (dresses) before they decide to buy it. I went to China in May 2008 and bought new dresses. I went in to "fitting room" to try them on before I decided to buy them. In USA, the "fitting room" (fit your new cloth) door only cover to your ankles, so people outside can see the fitting room has been occupied. In USA "Restroom" is "toilet". In UK, "toilet" called "W.C." (water closet). In Western countries, the toilets are sitting down style, but in China, people need to squat down (it is difficult for Westerners to squat down to use a toilet). In other word, "fitting room" is the room for you to take off your cloth (dress) and try the new dress on. Hope I helped you to understand "fitting room". I haven't installed Chinese edition on my new desktop computer. Honesty is the best policy.
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This joke is from my physicist friend, NOT from the banker friend. The physicist is 17 yrs older than me (too old) and lives in Maui, Hawaii and I have never met him, but he is a very smart guy. He is just my pen-pal. As the banker friend who is only 7 yrs older and lives only 19 miles away from me and I met him many times for the last 10 & 1/2 yrs. The 10th joke - You can see people feet at Dept store fitting room because the door is usually up to knee. That old guy pull down his pants and yell "There is no paper in here" that means that guy use the fitting room as a toilet as he was poo-pooing inside and he needed toilet paper to wipe his butt. Honesty is the best policy.
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This joke is from my PhD physicist friend, NOT from Las Vegas real estate agent. Honesty is the best policy.
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