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Weekend joke - Super Bowl game (Patriots vs Falcons) Why can't Tom Brady have any more ? His balls were deflated. Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q: What do you call an Atlanta Falcon with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. What do you call a TV Show about the New England Patriots? Bradys Bunch of Deflated Balls Q: Why are the New England Patriots like Hillary Clinton? A: Both have Bills to push around. Q: What is the difference between a Patriots fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: Why can't Matt Ryan use the phone anymore? A: Because he can't find the receiver Q: What do the New England Patriots and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: What's the difference between a New England Patriots fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Q: Did you hear about the blonde burglar? A: He broke into the Atlanta Falcons' trophy room p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.  Honesty is the best policy. |
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FYI: New England Patriots won Super Bowl LI (51). Honesty is the best policy.
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Guys, which team are you bet on? New England Patriots or Atlanta Falcons?? Who is your favorite "star"??? I think Asian women are not interested in "Super Bowl" game. But I want you to know that American guys are very crazy about this "Super Bowl" game every year. The TV commercials cost million a second for this game during break time. Honesty is the best policy.
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This weekend is American guys favorite foot ball game. They glue to the TV for the game, shout when their favorite "star" scores. Ladies, you can watch the TV commercials during the break time. As for me, I am not interested. Honesty is the best policy.
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