1ClassyLady 68F
3126 posts
9/8/2017 3:50 pm
Weekend joke - Saga of an old guy!!


A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special. Price is immaterial.

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $140,000’ the jeweler said. “It’s the famous Azure Blue which belonged to a Maharajah.”

The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the old man said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir..There's no money in that account!’

''’I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'”

Not All Seniors Are Senile.

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
10/1/2017 6:31 pm

    Quoting  :

There was a guy whose username is "kookaburra3" put up comments on my blogs. He said he is an Aussie. I let him commented for few times and then I felt he is very strange, he keeps talking about politics "left" and "right". I tolerated him enough, so I blocked him from left to right, so he can't read my blogs or my profile or comment on any of my blogs, or email me.

He got mad and put up a blog "Spammer". I ain't gonna read his blog.

There are so many weirdos in the world. Crazy.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
9/9/2017 7:38 am

    Quoting kookaburra3:
    with respect classy lady by posting this on your blog would , suggest that you condone this , if i posted an asian joke the left would go into meltdown , in my opinion politicial correctness only seems to apply to one race of people ,
Not everything related to political "Left" or "Right". I have tolerated enough of your non-sensed comments. Sorry, I have to block you.

This is purely a joke, nothing to do with politics. You are crazy.



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1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
9/8/2017 11:14 pm

That young girl and the jeweler both have been fooled. That dirty old man took advantage of the young girl to have good time on weekend.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
9/8/2017 4:02 pm

A "Non-sufficient fund" check to impress a young girl.



Honesty is the best policy.