1ClassyLady 68F
3126 posts
9/22/2017 7:45 pm
Weekend joke - The last support payment


Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday.
I am so glad that this will be my last support payment!
Month after month, year after year, all those payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there,
I say: "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo mamma house and tell her this will be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,
and I want you to come back and tell me the expression on yo mama's face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her mamma.
I am anxious to hear what she say, and about the expression on her face.
Baby girl came back and walk through the door,
I say, "Now what yo mamma say about that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy"
...and watch the expression on yo face.

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
10/1/2017 9:25 am

    Quoting  :

kayra,

I am very sorry to hear your story, but I have the exact story like yours. My "legally separated" estranged ex for 13 years and 4 months is very lazy. He is a slacker, slowpoke, and stingy scammer, stashed money to himself. He is a "couch potato" watching TV all night and sleep in the beautiful mornings guy. He got free meals, free house, free furniture, free cars, free tax, free insurance, free utilities, free of everything literally and doing nothing. I hate scammers.

I sympathized him and thought a dentist would make money for me if I helped him passed his Calif dentist license and gave him "Green Card". He kneed down to propose me to marry him. I needed a dental crown in 1986 but no insurance and he needed patient with his license exam. That was the reason I knew him. He has never attended any dental school in USA and only Taiwanese dentist license. But didn't practice dentistry for 9 years. I helped him by being his dental assistant for the other 2 patients. I married him so that he got his "Green Card", "Social Security # card", "Credit Card", and eventually U.S. citizen. He had only $34.85 in his checking. I paid the meals during dating and married him after 2 and 1/2 months. I rescued him from hell.

Because he has NEVER attended any dental school in USA, so his father, my mom and I helped him to have a dental clinic in total of $72K in hope that he will make some money. He stashed money to himself and very lazy to be a dentist.

That was why I wanted to divorce him. That was why I don't want any man who wants to have "Green Card" from me, or sponge with me. I have dated only who was born in USA, Caucasian, must have at least bachelor degree with a good job. I have dated 75 men. They are 7 PhD, 6 MD, 5 JD (attorneys), 4 CEO, 3 MBA, an orthodontist, and many engineers. The longest one is the best, a banker CEO/Chairman for 11 years. He waited for me too long but I couldn't divorce that SOB ex to give him 50% of my properties.

It is a sad story, very similar to your story. My ex didn't walk his MD daughter down the aisle on her wedding day. He is shame of himself.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
9/23/2017 10:35 pm

My ex-husband always late on child support payments. Finally, I went through the "child support court" to enforce him to pay on time. I need to record the day he supposed to pay, which day he paid and how many days he paid late. It was a big trouble to prove but I did and the enforced the law.

Both of my kids was born on 8th of month, so when they were 18th birthday on 8th, so my ex paid 8 days worth payment out of 30 days. He is a SOB.

My daughter now is a MD graduated doing "Residency" in a hospital. My son is at a computer science college.



Honesty is the best policy.