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for sale (LOL) Whether you own a or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner trying to sell her dog. Look at the picture of this lovable Chinese Mastiff and then read the sales pitch below. For Sale. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro any more, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name, Ho Lee Schitt.  Honesty is the best policy. |
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This dog is very expensive and appetite is big. So, you need to prepare a large sum of money. Honesty is the best policy.
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This dog breed called "Tibetan Mastiff" The Tibetan Mastiff is a Tibetan dog breed. Originating with the ancient nomadic cultures of China, Nepal and Tibet, its use by local tribes of Himachal Pradesh was to protect sheep from predators. Tibetan Mastiff is one the largest and most protective breeds in the world. These dogs can be as tall as 33 inches and reach up to a whooping 160 pounds. The price for certain breeds is up to $7,000! Honesty is the best policy.
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To eluding the censorship, I said "Ho Lee Schitt, What a large dog". Honesty is the best policy.
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Although I received my Las Vegas agent's weekend joke today, but it is too lascivious, so I decided NOT to post a blog for that joke. Then, I received my PhD Physicist sent me hilarious, humorous joke - Dog for sale. I decided to share with you guys. Hope you will enjoy it and have a good weekend. Honesty is the best policy.
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