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Weekend joke - The first time to meet his girlfriend's parents A boy is invited to Thanksgiving dinner at his girlfriend's parent's house so that they can meet him. They've been together a while but haven't had sex yet. His girlfriend tells him that after he meets her parents they can "get intimate". So in preparation, he decides to get some condoms at the local pharmacy. As this will be his first time, he doesn't know anything about condoms and so he asks the pharmacist what he should buy. The pharmacist explains all about the differences between the brands and after a long chat the boy decides on a large box of "ribbed for her pleasure". The time comes for the Thanksgiving dinner and the young couple are seated at the dinner table with the girl's parents. The girl is surprised to see the boy has his head bowed down apparently deep in prayer. She whispers to him, "I didn't know you were so religious!" He whispers back, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist." p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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12/7/2017 4:55 am |
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hit me up....jsnjborn atttt yaaahoo dotttt cccccom You will be blocked from everything. Good-bye. Honesty is the best policy.
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I am a pharmacist too, but in my pharmacy career NEVER has any man ask me how to use the condoms. NEVER. It is very embarrassing for this boy to sit at the dinner table with his girlfriend's father who is a pharmacist and whom he just bought condoms from. Honesty is the best policy.
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