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Weekend joke - 3 jokes related to Christmas David remembers accompanying his father out shopping in the toy department of Macy's Christmas Eve. Dad said, 'What a marvelous train set. I'll buy it.' The girl behind the counter looked pleased and murmured, 'Great, I'm sure your will really love it.' Dad replied with a glint in his eye, 'Maybe you're right. In that case I'll take two.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What A Girl Wants For Christmas The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?' 'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly. 'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?' Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A -in-law.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man? No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.   Honesty is the best policy. |
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I bought a remote control toy car for my son's Christmas gift after the movie "Home Alone 3" came out many years ago. My son loved that toy car that he could remotely controlled it. I could see him enjoy it very much. I bought all 3 "Home Alone" video tapes (no DVD at the time). Honesty is the best policy.
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When I copied the "train set", it didn't go well. Honesty is the best policy.
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