1ClassyLady 68F
3122 posts
3/9/2018 1:27 pm
Weekend joke - Clothing


Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

Husband is recovering from a head injury now.

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
3/10/2018 10:49 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for your compliment.

In USA, we have many donation organizations. My frequent donations are "Salvation Army", "Cancer Society" and when I purchase new car, I donate my old car to "Donate a car for the Blind".

I am thinking to donate my blood to "Red Cross" in the future that inspired by my MD daughter.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
3/9/2018 1:55 pm

On the contrary of this joke, I have donated my old clothes that I wore them when I was skinny and young. I donate those old clothes because I can't fit in them anymore. I also donated my two children's old clothes that can't fit them because they have grown-up and taller. My mom passed away in Sept 2013, so I donated her clothes too.

I have donated many of my old desktop, printers, children toys, furniture, cars, .... to make room for new gadgets and stuff. When I called the "Donate a car for Blind" (they have volunteer drivers to take blind people to places), "Cancer society" and "Salvation Army", they know me because they got my information in their computer.



Honesty is the best policy.