1ClassyLady 68F
3122 posts
3/30/2018 11:53 pm
Weekend joke - How were we born?


A asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
4/2/2018 11:14 pm

    Quoting  :

The child's mom is correct. I believe in "evolution" and "big bang" theory. Just like we know the earth is oval shape, not a flat land and sea. I don't believe in any religion or any dogmas or Bible or Koran. There are too many religions in the world and created problems. People believe in something that not exist, such as god, heaven, devil and hell. If prayers will work, we won't die. People believe in a "image" - god, that we have never actually see and worship the god that not exist.

There were dinosaurs in earth and I saw their skeletons in Wilshire Blvd in Los Angeles Museum and Utah state. Dinosaurs extincted 65 million years ago due to an asteroid hit the earth, Mexico. Large animals like dinosaurs extincted but small animals survived. Human was from Apes, orangutans or monkey like animals.

As how the babies come from, we all know that.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
3/31/2018 12:03 am

Happy Easter !!!



Honesty is the best policy.