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Weekend joke - 10 jokes to cheer you up 1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. 2. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. 3. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. 4. My used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. 5. I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. 6. My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home. 7. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. 8. A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!" 9. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. 10. Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs. p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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Hi kayra, How was your Mother's day? Honesty is the best policy.
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Thanks for your comment. Honesty is the best policy.
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Happy Mother's Day for all the mother in the world!! Honesty is the best policy.
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