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Weekend joke - It's so hot It's So Hot....... I saw a chicken lay an omelette!! It's So Hot....... I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders!! It's So Hot....... I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen!! It's So Hot....... Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing!! It's So Hot....... the best parking spots are guaged by shade rather than distance!! It's So Hot....... you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time! It's So Hot....... I saw two trees fighting over a dog!! It's So Hot....... I saw a cop chasing a thief, and they were both walking!! It's So Hot....... cows give powdered milk!! It's So Hot....... my thermometer goes up to "Are you kidding me?"!! p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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Yes, its been "Hot". The past few days it was comfortable in the morning and reasonable in the early afternoon. a bit hotter between 3-5p. I'm not one who like cold, but extreme heat is worst. In the cold I can put on enough clothes to say warm, but in extreme heat, if one takes off all their clothing, one likely gets even hotter. There are people died due to the heat exhaustion. An iceberg the size of Delaware has broken off from Antarctica. The trillion-ton piece of ice just broke off from the Larsen-C ice shelf on the Antarctic peninsula. It totals about 2,240 square miles — about the size of the state of Delaware — and its volume, 40 trillion cubic feet of ice, is twice that of Lake Erie, reports Project Midas, a UK-based science group dedicated to studying the ice shelf. Honesty is the best policy.
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Yes, its been "Hot". The past few days it was comfortable in the morning and reasonable in the early afternoon. a bit hotter between 3-5p. I'm not one who like cold, but extreme heat is worst. In the cold I can put on enough clothes to say warm, but in extreme heat, if one takes off all their clothing, one likely gets even hotter.
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Red-hot planet: All-time heat records have been set all over the world during the past week. Honesty is the best policy.
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Who said there is no "Global Warming"? The answer is "Trump". Honesty is the best policy.
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