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Weekend joke - Two Italian men spoke English on a bus Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'." p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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There are always have naysayers in blogs. If you are not enjoy those jokes I posted, do NOT read my blogs. Look other places. I have said every time that I am NOT the original writer for those weekend jokes. I am just sharing jokes to make bloggers some relaxations on weekends. I don't expect everyone has "sense of humor". Honesty is the best policy.
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If an American wanted to spell "Mississippi" would says "Mississippi is a state in United States. M as of in Mary, I as of in Ivy, double S as of in Sam, I as of in ivy, double S as of in Sam, I as of in Ivy, double P as in Peter (or Paul), i as of in Ivy. Or you can spell as "Mary, Ivy, Sam, Sam, Ivy, Sam, Sam, Ivy, Peter, Peter, Ivy." They use the people's names acronym to spell. Honesty is the best policy.
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