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Weekend joke - Tickle Me Elmo There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .. 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...' 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles'. p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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To entertain you bloggers, let me add one of the joke I made when I was working as a full time pharmacist at a chain store pharmacy. One day it was raining "cats and dogs", the pharmacy business was very slow. One pharmacy tech exclaimed "it rains very hard" while she looked outside. I replied "free car wash". Every pharmacy employee laughed. Honesty is the best policy.
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After all, Laugh is the Best Medicine. We should laugh everyday.    Hope Chinese FriendFinder bloggers will enjoy jokes and be happy. Honesty is the best policy.
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Yes, the jokes are depended on different cultures. Westerner's jokes are more related to sexual language. Anyway, the good jokes usually make you think a while and then laugh. In USA, the comedians are making lots of money, e.g. Late Night Shows. But some sarcastic jokes are too cruel. Actually, to be a good comedian is NOT easy. Honesty is the best policy.
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I was implying a blogger who commented my previous "weekend joke". He said "So called ethic "jokes" are not funny. Rather they are lazy and offensive." I don't have the time or talent to write jokes. I gave a Caucasian real estate agent in Las Vegas some business deals, so she put my email address with bunch of her clients and uses Bcc (Blind Carbon Copy) to send messages and new listings and incidentally the jokes every week to entertain her clients and hopefully she will get more business deals. When I received her emails, I forwarded to my emailing friends. My banker friend and physicist friend sometimes responded that the jokes they enjoyed. Sometimes, they even asked "where is the joke for this week?" I don't know Chinese FriendFinder bloggers email addresses, so I use the blogs to share the jokes out. However, many times some bloggers are "wet blanket". We, Asians, sometimes can't comprehend or appreciate Western silly jokes. So, I want to share with Chinese FriendFinder (especially Asians) the Westerner's jokes. I have no bad intention at all. Honesty is the best policy.
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This is a pun and a bit of lewd joke. If you are a very serious and under age (18 or younger) person, please don't read this blog. I am not the original writer and don't have time to write joke. My intention is just sharing the jokes from my Las Vegas real estate agent who sends me jokes every week. Relax, it is weekend. Don't be serious about silly jokes. You should know jokes are NOT real. Have fun for weekends. Honesty is the best policy.
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