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Weekend joke - Theoretical vs Practical The Lone Ranger and Tonto were tracking bandits in the desert when night fell. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' Your dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent." p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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Thank you, this is rich! Honesty is the best policy.
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The last sentence "Your dumber than buffalo shit." that is wrong and should be "You're dumber than ...." for You are dumber than .... Honesty is the best policy.
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 Honesty is the best policy.
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